Ladies and gentlemen, apes of all sizes—let me tell you, I’m the best ape there is, okay? Everybody knows it. Nobody apes better than me, believe me.
Now, we’re here today because the crypto space—our great ape community—has lost its way. But don’t worry, we’re gonna fix it. It’s gonna make yuuuge gains again.
First of all, we’re going to bring back aping like no one’s ever seen. We’ll make apes great again with yuuuge gains, tremendous bananas, and the best ape deals. Trust me, it’s gonna be big. ApeChain is going to be the envy of the jungle!
Absolutely! Who else could run this thing? I’m the best ape there is—everybody knows it. No one swings deals or grabs bananas like Donape. Under my leadership, ApeChain will be unstoppable!
Free trade is great... if you’ve got smart apes. But we’ve got chimps running the place. Sad! Frankly, it’s pathetic. Donape will only make deals that are tremendous for our apes.
Let’s face it, we don’t need “nice” apes. We need strong apes to fix this!
The crypto dream may look dead, folks, but with me as President, it’s coming back—bigger, better, and stronger. We’re going to ape like never before, and together, we’ll Make Apes Ape Again!
HOW TO BUY
Step 1
Add ApeChain to your wallet, follow the official instructions on docs.apechain.com
Step 2
Get APE in your wallet by bridging from any chain via https://relay.link
Step 3
Go to Camelot Exchange and connect your wallet. Ensure that APE and DAPE are selected, then swap. You're all set!
Disclaimer This is not financial advice—unless you love to ape, in which case, it's the best advice you'll ever get. Donape Trump isn’t responsible for any loss, bad trades, or your cousin’s chimp-related investment decisions. Frankly, if you can’t ape responsibly, that’s on you. But don’t worry—under Donape’s leadership, ApeChain will be so great, you probably won’t need a disclaimer. Huge gains are practically guaranteed... unless they’re not. And if things go south, it’s clearly the chimps’ fault. Sad!
